Stupid, Fat Hobbit
Battles of the War of the Ring (inspired by this amazing post)
television: favorite shows
My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."
if your feminism doesn’t have room for roll-bounce cunnilingus carols in wonder woman tshirts, i’m not interested in your feminism